• HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    1 年前

    Anyone else hate it when products fluff themselves up with dramatically grandiose blurb? FORMED BY THE PRIMAL SEA shut the fuck up

    • Hackworth@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      1 年前

      Part of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you’ll drive yourself nuts.

      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        1 年前

        You should start every one with “originally formed inside of an actual star” or something similar.

        • Hackworth@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          1 年前

          Wrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge’s machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won’t fail you like your precious god.