We’re in Uvalde. One party is the cops, the other is the shooter.
Dang, that’s a good analogy.
I hate that it’s such a good analogy.
I know this is put forth as “both are bad ideas,” but faking death sounds great after a double shift right now.
Do I have to fake it?
Follow your heart.
Hundreds of millions of citizens and these were literally the best we could come up with? There aren’t any better options?
these were literally the best we could come up with?
Nah, there were TONS of better ones, but they didn’t have the coveted “owner donors approve” sticker that’s the invisible flag pin.
We need more young people to enter politics.
As young people, I can tell you we don’t have anywhere near enough time or money to enter politics. Were just trying to afford food.
We need more young people to enter politics.
Like who? Matt Gaetz is pretty young. So is Ben Shapiro.
Young people that don’t fuck minors or pretend to not understand hyperbole for political clout.
So what you’re saying is that the Republicans are Harkon’s Court and the Democrats are the Grey Beards before Paarthurnax tells them to hurry the fuck up and do something while the world is dying.