…Sir, this is the Onion. You’re not meant to report facts.
The energency meeting part was the satire.
They’ve already had a horrendously racist name for her years.
ackshually this is the shovel
Digging up onions?
Hey, these are hard times.
Pffft, like he would ever cut short a golf trip.
Those quotes were far too coherent to have been real
He’s not especially bright. It’ll be “Krazy Kamala”.
To be honest the guy can come up with some catchy nicknames, there’s even a Wikipedia article listing them:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump
Like, “Little Rocket Man” is fucking savage. 😂
That’s the whole problem with him in a nutshell, to be honest. He’s an entertainer after all. You can call it what you want but there is a weird sort of charisma mixed in with the narcissism and utter deranged lunacy. That’s why he’s so dangerously good at appealing to his base and maintaining this cult of personality.
He wasn’t even really an entertainer though. He’s “entertaining” because of how big of a douchbag he is, which is why he got The Apprentice show. I don’t think most people watched that because they thought he was the hero of that story.
Surprised no one downvoted you, on lemmy of all places, but you’re completely right
Meatball Ron is my personal favorite. As a Floridian I’ve had ample opportunity to whip that one out in conversation
the “convicted felon” is the only nicknane people should use for him, though.
We already have “Crooked Joe”, he’s just going to recycle that as “Crooked Kamala”
Sleepy Kamala doesn’t have the right ring to it I suppose, lol.
It took me 4 goddamned times. I scrolled past this article 4 times before I saw it was satire.
Mommyla?
Kamala “Hot Tamales” Harris?
Kamalameha?
Ok, now I feel like I’m getting off track…
I wanna see “Dark Kamala” just like “Dark Brandon” but when I say it aloud it sounds terribly racist. What’s a good “Dark Brandon” style term of endearment for her “go get em” side?
Kickass Kamala?
Killer Queen Kamala, given SCOTUS fuckup? (Dynamite with a [Jewish] laser beam.)
Dynamite Kamala?
Or
Ma Harris?
I think Mama Harris is sufficiently imposing for a blasian woman
Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She though she should run Ma ma ma ma Ma Harris Against sleazy Don
Sleepy Don didn’t know what to do Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris Made him fill his diapers with poo
Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She’s coming for you
What’s an old fart felon like Don going to doooo?
Kabala like cabal?
Kamehamehamala “dragon balls” Harris?
Damn it… Yeah, that’s a lot better.
I read it as sexiest lol
Same. I was thinking “Hot Lips Harris” as an homage to “Hot Lips Houlihan”. Then I started reading replies and went back to see where I went wrong.
No doubt she’s a nasty^TM woman.
Why reinvent? “Heels Up Harris” has been around.
Doesn’t work as a pejorative, she is more referred to by her first name.
Totally agree, saw a Kacklin’ Kamaltoe, but doesn’t do it…
couldn’t tell if TheOnion at first.
I think his last speech he said he calls her Laughing Harris because of how she laughs. She’s a crazy woman apparently.
Women aren’t supposed to laugh according to republicans
Female autonomy will crush the prospects of a trad husband
He’s so juiceless, this is nothing lmao
Her laugh is fucking great too, which is what makes this extra stupid. Its full throated and heartfelt, just out and out joyous. The kind of laugh that warms a fucking room.
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if republicans actually spent time working on policies that people actually supported maybe their entire campaign wouldn’t fall apart when their opponents base get fired up.
Sexist and possibly a thinly-veiled racist name as well.
You’re hired!!
Maybe JD Vance will suggest something like “Not the mom-ala” Harris.
Doesn’t he just reuse “nasty woman” for all women?
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I’m not sure this a onion type thing.
