I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.
She’s doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.
I wish I was that pole
Tarzan did it first
Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus
To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet…sort of.
Don’t skip cheek day
As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you’ve beefy enough cheeks.
Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
Mind the Gap!
Eins A Scheißepfosten
That’s what I call making use of Nature’s gift.
I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts
Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.
We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT
Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks
That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
Bung Fu Grip
