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Companies try so hard to make their marketing quirky and cool that the “We have it” campaign could totally happen IRL.
I wonder which voice he heard. The one we hear ourselves, or the one we hear in the recording of our voice.
I was gonna say, I don’t think I would realize it’s my own voice
I saw the sign
I wonder if it opened up anon’s eyes
Based and acepilled
holy shit if that’s original you win the internet for today
Could be. Could be.
Had a dream in college while napping that McDonalds was offering 200 chicken nuggets for $20. I frantically texted my friends that I was gonna take a nap and then we were gonna move on that before McDonalds realized what a deal that was. Then in my dream I walked home and got in bed before waking up for real. The disappointment that followed was possibly the biggest disappointment of my life.
You slept on it and ended up in the bad timeline.
There’s a theory that dreams serve as a sort of simulation mechanism for our brain to think through how to respond to various potential situations. It argues that is why natural disaster nightmares are so prevalent, and why our dreams are so weird (monkey brain does not understand modern society).
Anyways, good for them, I’m glad their brain figured out what to do about hypothetical McWeird.
So if a monster chases me in real life, instead of running I’ll crouch, grab the ground, and launch myself forward to get away (because I can’t run in dreams).
Sounds legit. The monster was probably expecting you to run, and ready to punish it like an elden ring boss punishes dodging backwards.
But in all seriousness, like any theory out of evolutionary psychology it’s of very questionable utility insofar as it is unfalsifiable. I just find it fun to think about and mentally give my brain a “you tried” sticker after a weird dream.
If you have a good imagination and a strong application you can fly in dreams too. But i think only a specific few can fly or control their dreams.
It’s called lucid dreaming. I’ve read that it can be trained.
It is extremely difficult to train, however, I’ve found that even the act of trying to lucid dream has made me incredibly good at falling asleep no matter what the circumstances are, and yet to date, I’ve only managed to do it like 3 times of the 14 years I’ve known about it.
I have up rather easily, having a dream journal is just not something my adhd brain can handle. But it’s still been a nice skill to atleast practice when I remember it.
How did it make you better at falling asleep? I’m not particularly interested in lucid dreaming but being able to fall asleep
Also would you like to supersize it for only a dollar more?
Had a dream last night that I wanted an iced coffee (i cant have caffiene IRL) and there was a Starbucks, but behind the Starbucks was a McDonald’s (imagine one of those houses that has another house behind it situation).
I went to the McDonald’s for the iced coffee because it would be cheaper, but I couldn’t find it on their menu. They decided not to sell it at this particular location because they were in cahoots with the starbucks.
It’s better than you could ever imagine but you’ll forever feel empty afterward due to the eternal longing for it.
It was the McRib.
I want to see this made into a 5 minute short.
