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According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.
According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it’s right side up it’s a lasagna
Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna
takes notes
So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?
Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
And if you do this twice, you’ve got a calztwo
Eat it, you’ll have a calznone
I’m stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
And a curse by Nonna.
pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.
If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.
Depends on how you orient the pizzas
Love me a Papa Murphy’s stuffed pizza.
Sure, but couldn’t your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?
Stuffed pizza, loaded calzone, club flatbread… all valid
One of the major chains sold these as “pizzones,” because it’s a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a “smothered calzone.”
You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
Calzone
Depends on how you stack them if it’s base to face then yeah, that’s just 2 pizzas, but it’s its face to face then that’s just a round pizza sandwich.
I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
You’ve been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢
