Would unironically work. Easiest ice-breaker in the world. Grandma’s still a woman. She knows what floods her basement.
She should get that looked at…
Mr. Shapiro?
What kind of pump are we talking about here?
Attractive people can wear pretty much anything and it’ll look good.
Thats what I was thinking.
This MF so handsome women will use it as an excuse to approach him and ask and then he will tell them his 90yo grandma made it for him to wear to parties and they will immediately get spontaneously pregnant.
The Noah’s ark theme is a bit much for me but besides that he looks surprisingly cool with it
Is there an ark on there? I thought it was just a depiction of Africa.
It’s gonna take a lot to drag it away from him, there’s nothing that 100 men or more could ever do.
All the animals are in pairs of two, there’s one side of the chest with clouds and the other side with sun and a single white dove like the one who brought Noah the branch to signal the water was retreating…yeah it’s definitely a Noah’s ark theme
lol I’m pretty sure Moses was not on the ark. Was this the director’s cut?
Haha, yeah massive brain fart on my end
Out of all the Bible things Noah’s ark sounds a lot like your run-of-the-mill fairy-tale so it’s hard to see it upsetting anyone
Well, it is a story about God flooding the entire earth and sparing only one family because humanity was too sinful. A bit less Disney and a bit more brothers’ Grimm.
I guess but it’s not very graphic that minor case of major genocide
The virgin overpriced brand vs. the Gigathad grandma vest.
Edit: No sarcasm, no jokes.
That’s wild
This is from 10 years ago and the first instance I found of it on reddit they were already complaining about it being a repost
And they even found out that you can just buy this vest.
Man walks down the street wearing that, you know he’s not afraid of anything.
Damn straight!
I would wear that like a boss.
Grandma can’t see the pins anymore to take them out.
She made me a lovely quilt. I’m pretty sure I’ll never be done pulling pins out of it.Treat that vest very carefully for a while. No sudden moves.
Sweep it with a magnet.
Been there. I use a magnet broom. ~$20 at harbor freight.
grandma got these pins with really big (like dime sized) heads so she can see them all. she got sick of losing them.
Don’t hug people too tight either
When I was a kid, my grandmother made my pajamas. She was probably in her 70s at the time and could see fine. Still, I ALWAYS got liked by a pin or two. It just became part of the charm from Granny.
