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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·13 days agoShopkeeper: These wares are mildly cursed, you fool! Me: Yeah, I mean, I know about microplastics.
minus-squareMrkawfee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·edit-213 days ago“No you fool, my goods will inflict suffering on you.” " Oh please I know all about the spiritual vacuum caused by materialistic desire."
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·13 days ago“You fool, your have doomed yourself!” "Look, I know, but it’s the end of the month. It’s buy now, pay later or nothing.’
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·13 days ago“Eternal sickness and disease!!!” “Bruh, California’s Prop65 is a catch-all. It basically holds no meaning.”
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·13 days ago“Pestilence, poison, and despair!” “Look I signed the EULA okay? Can I go now?”
Shopkeeper: These wares are mildly cursed, you fool!
Me: Yeah, I mean, I know about microplastics.
“No you fool, my goods will inflict suffering on you.”
" Oh please I know all about the spiritual vacuum caused by materialistic desire."
“You fool, your have doomed yourself!”
"Look, I know, but it’s the end of the month. It’s buy now, pay later or nothing.’
“Eternal sickness and disease!!!”
“Bruh, California’s Prop65 is a catch-all. It basically holds no meaning.”
“Pestilence, poison, and despair!”
“Look I signed the EULA okay? Can I go now?”