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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

Lil shop of horrors

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Lil shop of horrors

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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    Shopkeeper: These wares are mildly cursed, you fool!

    Me: Yeah, I mean, I know about microplastics.

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      “No you fool, my goods will inflict suffering on you.”

      " Oh please I know all about the spiritual vacuum caused by materialistic desire."

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        “You fool, your have doomed yourself!”

        "Look, I know, but it’s the end of the month. It’s buy now, pay later or nothing.’

        • Mac@mander.xyz
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          “Eternal sickness and disease!!!”

          “Bruh, California’s Prop65 is a catch-all. It basically holds no meaning.”

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            “Pestilence, poison, and despair!”

            “Look I signed the EULA okay? Can I go now?”

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    This joke gets better every time someone posts it.

    • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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      I’m gonna repost it next week.

      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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        Everyone knows the best jokes are only told once and then never again.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        I call the third week of March 2027. Assuming we’re all still alive.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Funny comment, you should go post it on reddit.

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    “Yeah, I already bought stuff from Wish, unfortunately”

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    I’ma just take it across the street.

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    That’s not capitalism. It’s libertarianism.

    • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No even if you avoid state intervention capitalism is still all bout accumulation of profits divorced from any harm caused.

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        Well there’s your problem. You don’t know what either one of those is.

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