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He has a wife, you know.
You know Incontinentia? Incontinentia Buttocks??
PFNAHAHAHA!!
Assius
Assius to Assius!
My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
*my brother in Jupiter
Dustius to Dustius.
sigh Pussius
I’m Pussius!
Clitius. It actually sounds right.
Protein Barius
I don’t know why but this is the best one.
Hail it is I, your brother Ice Cream Barius!
Cookieius
Yourmomius
Jizzius
Kebabius?
Pizzaius
Cheese-itzius
My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Drunken Noodlius
GRÖNSAKSKAKAIUS
Skyrius
Actually that sounds pretty badass.
