Buy a pig. One pig can strip a body in hours, and nobody will think you’re weirder than wanting a pig. You’ll need to starve it for a couple of days first.
They’ll eat the bones too, though, so keep a close eye on it if you want the skeleton.
That’s why you need to keep a close eye on it. Don’t be afraid to take the bones when they’ve been stripped, just jump in there, and watch your ankles and dangly bits.
Easier just to leave them on an anthill. (I feel gross for having made this joke, thanks internet)
Dermestid beetles are great if you can manage to get ahold of them!
Those beetles are expensive and traceable.
Buy a pig. One pig can strip a body in hours, and nobody will think you’re weirder than wanting a pig. You’ll need to starve it for a couple of days first.
They’ll eat the bones too, though, so keep a close eye on it if you want the skeleton.
And now I’m on a list for looking this up.
This about stripping the flesh from bones, not disposing of a body! A pig would do too much damage.
That’s why you need to keep a close eye on it. Don’t be afraid to take the bones when they’ve been stripped, just jump in there, and watch your ankles and dangly bits.