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TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

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TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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    I’m bald so I can do no 2

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    Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: FWD: Re: LOL!!!11

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    I didn’t skip number 5. You skipped number 5.

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    1. Camera works well. Or just cut them off and look.
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      The Van Gogh method. Very nice.

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      Polished metals, various liquids, glass, screens

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        Those are all types of mirrors.

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      Checkmate atheists!

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      In the second alternative, they are not in your head anymore.

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        Yeah. But still mine.

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    I misread #1 as “You can’t hear your ears without a mirror”, which might make even less sense… But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, “Ha! You’re wrong!” The rest got me, though…

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      ☝️1 percenter over here

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    I didn’t try number three, I stopped reading after number 4. We need a new sub for Facebook level shit posts.

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      c/shittierposts?

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    Sorry i actually skipped #3

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    Captain Kirk can see his ears without a mirror

    His final frontier

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    Just fell for it and imma send this to a few of my friends and pretend I didn’t fall for it so I can laugh at them. :3

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    Too fun to be a shitpost

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