Bro you’re loaded, isn’t that a monthly subscription like heated seats?
Looks suspicious. You should immediately pull off on the right shoulder.
Typical bmw driver, checks out
“What is that useless pedal to the left of the accelerator for?”
That’s the break check peddle. You press it really hard on the highway to make sure that the person behind you has good breaks.
Turn it off! Every blinker has a limited number of blinks, and do you know how much a BMW dealer will charge to refill it?
“organic synthetic” is a nice touch. Reminds me of seeing “organic” salt somewhere
its $250 for a chevy
Yes, this is very dangerous. With BMW, Mercedes and Audi, leaving this light on for more than 3 ticks will cause an explosion. That’s why you never see these brands using their turn signal.
BMW used to be king arsehole of UK roads, back in the 1990s. This mantle was usurped by Audi in the new millennium but not everywhere it seems.
Now it’s tesla
It’s OK this meme is from the 1990s
In the US I’d say its a pretty tight race still. I quite literally laugh every time I see a BMW turn or change lanes without signaling. Which makes the average drive quite funny.
When using the turn signal handle, “Down is left, Up is right.”
This picture is obviously indicating the car is down.
Do people really have to remember like that? The handle moves the same directions as the wheel does.
Yeah lots of folks don’t realize when their car is up or down.
Best “car guy” trope I’ve ever heard is that BMW signals work fine and the drivers use them. They just emit a spectrum of light that the poors can’t see.
As a BMW driver myself, I’m on the opposite end of that spectrum. I signal my intent to an obnoxious degree. If I get into an accident, the other motorist can’t claim they didn’t know where I was going.
Well if it’s their word against yours, since you’re driving a beemer they’ll automatically believe them when you claim you were signalling.
You have to oversignal in modern BMWs or the wheel vibrates and tries to correct the other direction. Forced merges, lane splitting, any deviation from straight down the middle even when it’s obvious that you have to do that thing, the car bitches at you if you don’t signal.
The first thing they teach you in bmw driving school is how to deactivate all that shit so you can still be an asshole on the road
They know their drivers.
BMW: Why do my turn signals hurt?
Morpheus: You’ve never used them.
Too lazy to make the actual meme tonight. Someone else do it for me.
I gotchu
Lol this is good, I also request a copy
And one for you
I want a copy too, but I’d feel bad forcing OP to make three of them
And one for you
Stupid economy
Sometimes someone can afford something in the meme economy.
One for you
My man
No lie i was going to say “in this economy” at the end lol nice
This is Tesla’s now. Fuckin Nazi’s hate turn signals.
or any pick up truck driver
Just ignore it man. Mines been doing that for months.
There are also regional variations of many other vehicles that have this same useless indicator.
To me this joke should be about Teslas, not BMW…
Just based on what im seeing when driving. I was starting to think that Tesla made that function very difficult to use or something.
Newer Teslas have the turn signals as buttons on the steering wheel
(As well as an official $500 “retrofit” traditional stalk and steering wheel)
That seems super annoying to use actually. It all makes sense now.
You have to take your eyes off the road to figure out if Top or Bottom is Left or Right until you got used to that asinine design.
Yeah, and to people used to reading left to right and top to bottom, it would arguably be MUCH more intuitive for Left to be first/on top…
I’m thinking this might be one of the few design choices where Musk actually DID have some input.
Ion Mask has Dissociative Identity Disorder??? that’s insane
They don’t even have some kind of raised tactile button. It looks like a shitty toy button.
I’ve read someone complain that on the models where it’s on capacitive buttons, the wheel is supposed to vibrate to confirm but it’s not always possible to feel it in motion. So yes, you are correct.
I’m sorry, capacitive buttons for a turn signal‽
Yes. They are selling the stalks (but one can only purchase it via the app because of fucking course) for the models in question.
Well that shouldn’t be legal. I swear, Nader could write a sequel to his famous book these days.
Aha, interesting. Yeah I figured there must be a reason. :)
Teslas likes hypermiling in the left lane or left lane camping.
