Haha, I’m glad I’m not like that…
remembers the blue hat I wear every day
Ah, crap.
Same exact reaction.
“At least I don’t wear a hat.”
Except for that blue cadet-style cap you got in Colorado that you liked because it, combined with your beard, made you look vaguely like a train conductor or a maybe a Union soldier and also expressed your love of mountains which you wear almost every morning when walking your dog to hide your bed-head.
“Fuck.”
Imma hillychopter
I always wantes to have a hat like that
I waited until 40 and went with the rave/dance festival bucket hat
Texas: Y’all ain’t gotta wait ‘till yer 30! You can put on a Stetson soon as yer old enough for mutton bustin’ and wear that sucker for the rest of yer got-danged life!
I’ve got a beaver-skin U.S. Forest Service Stetson. It doesn’t even fit, but it’s so badass I can’t part with it.
Edit: Picture:
How close is it? You can take it into a hat store with a steamer and have them resize it.
Good idea, I may just try someday, when I pull it out of storage.
And being the southwest wearing a hat outside isn’t really a choice, unless you like a sunburned scalp.
Mine is a Boonie hat in digicam that I made myself from scratch
Your face camo works better with that terrain than the hat camo
That’s just how I look
Your skin looks radiant! What is your secret?
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My hat has a little version of itself for a logo
What about a hat hat hat?
Holy shit, it’s my hat’s grandhat
Monkey sees, monkey wants. I’m in desperate need of a personality. Is this hat real?
Great, now I’m a dad, apparently. Thank you!
That hat worked fast! I need one.
Bug Catcher Brownsgy wants to fight
dididledee dididledee 🌀🌀🌀I actually have this as my profile pic on Discord:
Considering how my neck usually ends up after a day of gardening I should probably invest in one of those.
As long as it’s not the maga hat we good fam.
As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.
Same as a Chicago Bulls fan.
You can pry my MAKE AMERICA GOON AGAIN hat from my cold, dead hands.
No way anyone’s touching those hands, we know where they’ve been.
You might wanna go & see a doctor to get those cold, dead hands looked at…
Squidbillies-ass looking hat
Well that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Edit: I ended up going the 5-panel, flat brim hat long ago due to ultimate.
I try to pull off a hat and end up like this:
How euphoric (do people still make that joke?)
Probably, I recently saw someone make that joke on social media.
Still better than me with baseball cap :D hats like fedora or panama are amazingly great fit for me. Proper size. Trilby (the type of fedora on the picture), is not that fashionable, tho. But wrong size and this picture made the bad reputation for almost all fedoras, except the Linux one.
My hat:
Gotta get some bill accessories. I was looking for something like a fishing hook but with roach clips but this works too(random Etsy listing):
That is one decked out hat.
Love it
I’m 39, I don’t wear hats.
9 damn wasted years
I do wear this at festivals
you’ve been forgiven
I chose 2 actually
Faded old Yankee dad hat
Yankee snapback with oversized logo
And turning the visor to the back is old hatMy face doesn’t accessorise well at all. Never found glasses or hats that suit me
The wind easily blew my hat off the other day…that’s when I realized I bought it more than 15 years ago and it’s probably time to update old faithful.
