Delicious grilled corn is here. Political memes are —> That Way —>
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Who puts a pat of butter right in the middle of the corn? Has the photographer never eaten corn on the cob?
You either spread it, or you make a line of butter on the plate and roll the cob in it. I will die on this hill.
One butter per bite dude
I prefer drilling a corn cob size hole in a tub of butter, then fitting it onto the corn like a coat.
My dad used to do this with toast. He’d wake up 2 hours before me, make toast, and then let it sit inside the toaster after it popped up. For 2 hours.
Then when I came down, he’d pull them out, and place a square of cold butter in the center of the toast.
I’m like “I’ll just make the toast myself”, and he was like “no! You’re 8 years old! You’re not allowed”.
I’m 42 now. We don’t talk anymore. I see him at holidays, but yeah. Just one example of all the reasons he can fuck off.
That’s a villain origin story if I’ve ever seen one
We had special butter spreaders. Looked like a small spoon with slots on the bottom.
Both of my cornholes are ready.
Butter my corn daddy 🤤
cornposting is just an agenda by big corn to get you all to eat more cereals.
Sorry, it is over $2 an ear now. Can’t afford it anymore.
I thought we were doing Zombie Mitch right now?
It never left. It’s literally in everything.
“Y’all want some of my street corn? It’s been freshly grilled directly on the hot-ass blacktop. What? What do you mean that’s not what street corn is? It totally is! Corn cooked on the street! Street corn!”
