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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    White noise is made of samples with uniformly random values. If you generate enough of it with true randomness, it will include an audio recording of the past 24 hours in Kamala Harris’s life. (Of course, you’re as likely to stumble upon it as on any other possible 24-hour audio.)

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      “I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve this blessage”?! You stupid monkey!

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        I like that you perfectly transcribed her encrypted call with Biden but why is it interspersed with “snarky commentary by Ben Shapiro”?

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    Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

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      Vance couch fucking. Mics in the cushions.

      Are you sure you want this?

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        🎶 let’s get it on… 🎶

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      Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

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        just him gently chanting “bing bing bong” on repeat

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    Removed by mod

    • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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      I wanna see them both on hot ones

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Trump will melt by the 4th bottle

        • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          I can’t see him getting past the 2nd. But will it be better or worse than dj kahlids?

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          Oops! All Da Bomb

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      :disgust:

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        Translation for our East Asian friends:

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    White House Noise

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      Removed by mod

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Oof, I ate this onion.

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      Was it tasty at least?

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    The Sleepy Joe vote!

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