this is beautiful. I don’t drink coffee, but “I don’t need anything more” is my life ethos from everything to my IDE to the wooden backed kitchen chair I game on.
Welp!
No Linux for me I guess.lol I use that coffee machine and been using debian for years
Same. This picture is surprisingly accurate.
Haha accurate, NixOS is missing.
I’m using a Cafelat Robot.
From a sample size of 1 (me) PopOS users prepare their coffee with an Aeropress.
Pop OS is the same machine as the Ubuntu but with RGB.
Or maybe same machine with premium options and premium pods.
Which, for me at least, is accurate.
Seconded.
OpenSUSE Tumbleweed user here…
I’m gonna claim “the coldbrew” for us, because it’s always refreshing, chill, and in constant rotation. It might take a little longer to brew, but that’s so it doesn’t destabilize your entire system. Ahh…so smooth. :)
(I dunno if this analogy holds up but hey I’m taking a shot lol)
What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?
Ubuntu Pro?
Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?
Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac
I’d say that is a Nescafé for Mac users
I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.
Oh, that’s just Margot. Don’t mind her.
My last bean to cup machine cost 180€, my new one costs 600€. Most espresso machines cost more than that, some people pay 180€ for just the grinder alone
180? Those are rookie numbers
That’s Ubuntu, no?
No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.
Debian user here, something wrong with getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills?
Before I upgraded last year, I was still using an i7 from 2010 with 8GB RAM and a 1 TB mechanical spinning drive. I jumped to a 12 core socket AM5 Ryzen 9 with 64GB RAM and a 4TB SSD. When I upgrade, I do it all at once and make sure it can last and actually do use the machine for a decade or more. The one before the i7 (which is now a hand-me-down Minecraft box for my kid) was an Athlon XP from 2002 (still got that one in the basement, any retro collectors wanna clean it out for me? Case comes with big Quake and Nine Inch Nails logo stickers on the front applied by yours truly in my edgier days lol). In the span of 30 years I will have owned exactly three daily driver PCs.
I am totally this meme. My vehicles seem to follow the same pattern as well. Jumping from a tape deck to a touchscreen was fun.
… getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills.
debian sid checking in.
The ultimate coffee device for max lifespan is vietnamese phin filter. $10, will never break.
I thought this necromancer thing was a common linux feature… Debian rocks
Based beyond belief
Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)
“I just get it straight from upstream” (Munches beans to build the coffee internally from source)
If this holds up, then mint users are rocking a thirty year old one cup drip machine that only has one button, and only makes one regular mug at a time.
Uncanny – I’m still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!
Kind of! My has a little 3-cup carafe, but otherwise very similar.
Jfc, that’s where I got mine!
What about french press?
Have some directions on how to use it sitting next to the press and it could be NixOS.
I have a French Press
Hey y’all, this one is an Apple user!
…but that’s a good thing because Apple is certified UNIX.
I have the Chemex and a Mac.
The price of real (good) filters fits with the Macs unfortunately.
I’d say French press ≈ Linux Mint.
Intuitive, easy to use and maintain, but despite the lack of fuss still delivers great results.
As a French press/Mint guy, I guess I have to agree.
Cold brew French press running mint, checks out.
What about people who prefer tea?
BSD?
BSTea
Hannah Montana Linux
Mint
No that’s instant coffee. Fast install, minimal effort required, and low hardware requirements.
Nah. That’s for those that like herbal tisanes lol
NodeOS
Toaru OS
Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
Containers from dockerhub
Might reevaluate the “instant” part, then.
(I’ve been using docker for 7 years or so, and it’s always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it’s restarted several times through the night…)
(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)
Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.
WSL
Linux Mint
accurate. that’s me.
Any distro on a bootable usb drive. Instant OS, no installation needed, just plug it in.
Tails hhahaha
I use Ubuntu and drink instant, in both cases because I can’t be bothered to expend more than minimum effort.
I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.
but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.
I think you’re courageous to admit it in spite of feeling embarrassed, and I admire that.
If we all ask and share without ego, the world gets just a little bit better. :)
The software philosophy of the maintainers and their choice of packages and design.
A simple but important difference: the package-manager: apt, dnf or pacman (there is more but let’s bring it down to these three).
Another one is security: apparmor or selinux
The last one are preferred and preinstalled Desktop-Environments.
And if you want to keep it simple, just be based on another distro and let them do the hard work.
Everyone can start their own distro. Manage some packages together, choose for example: Based on Arch, pacman, selinux and hyprland-wm and name it hypearch. Et voila!
