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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Disappointing coyote attack

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Disappointing coyote attack

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Wouldn’t have known to look at a clearly delineated 1/3 of the image instead of the pretty picture if it weren’t for the yellow circle. Thanks for that.

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      I gotchu

      1000017403

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        Thank you, I wouldn’t have known how to react to the child’s amusing statement without the emojis instructions.

        • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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          I’m in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐

          • ftbd@feddit.org
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            I’m almost afraid to ask, but is there a LaTeX package for emojis? Or do you just insert them as unicode?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Ugh… I don’t want to be a werecoyote, mom!”

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      Eat your endangered kangaroo rat, Scotch tape reel, and orange peels son.

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    Yet.

    Give it at least until the next full moon.

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      It’s been 6 and a half years

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Just ooone…more…moon…

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    That’s exactly what I’d say, too, if I’d turned into a werewolf and wanted to keep it secret. Oddly specific and defensive, no?

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      This reeks of cover up. This kid is a werewolf for sure.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Think about it. It’s like Werewolf 101. You transform.

        “Oh, shit, oh shit! NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS!”

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    I know coyotes aren’t exactly massive, but the six year old is fine?? Good news, but that coyote must be embarrassed as hell.

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      He’s the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

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      He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.

  • samus12345@lemm.ee
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    He would have been a werecoyote, though.

  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Me too, 6-year-old from Airdrie, me too

  • xorollo@leminal.space
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    Yet

  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    Kid, you have to bitten by a werecoyote to become one, not a regular coyote.

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    That kid may not be a werewolf, but he’s already fierce.

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    there’s always next time

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    Well, this was an unexpected laugh. I love it. What a cool little kid.

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    the only question that matters after a coyote/wolf attack

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    Now you will know why you fear the night.

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