The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. ‘It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,’ Musk says.
Dude claims he can code. I want to see him personally make Doom run on a Tesla.
Software, as far as I can tell, solves no real problems anymore and can be as baroque, rococo, and absurd as you want because the hardware is massively powerful and cheap.
Will they be self playing, crash and burn a lot too, maybe nice angular jutting out corners, made from stainless steel, be called the CyberStation 👍
I made that joke when I was 13 years old…
what makes you think fElon isn’t 13 years old too?
First thought: Well, usually i’d laugh, but it’s microsoft, so this might actulally work
second thought: wait, Twitter also doesn’t produce any hardware… why not start there?
Wait until Musk comes forward with the Macrohard GamerX series of consoles, to play AI slop games.
And the circuitry and QA is also done by AI.
I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.
I agree. Why can’t we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.
“In principle, given that software companies like Microsoft do not themselves manufacture any physical hardware, it should be possible to simulate them entirely with AI,” he added.
Ummm, is someone going to tell him about the Xbox, Surface devices, and the entire Azure infrastructure they built.
Musk just announces this shit to look like he’s doing something so the investors don’t flee. If anything is actually delivered it will be forgettable and he will have moved on to the next thing he can hype.
It’s that or he’s trying to get Microsoft to give Grok a more prominent role on their platform and this is how he thinks he can active that.
How the stack of cards hasn’t fallen down yet is head scratching and I’d love to know what business is actually using Grok for something serious.
And the Zune. Don’t forget the Zune!
I loved my Zune
For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
He is already 95% cuntamine.
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?
I don’t think that’s possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes
hope hes taking coccaine as well, and you can OD on that.
Accidental death is very much possible though, and has happened before. Drowning seems to be a particular risk here
He’s also fighting with his Nazi bot and supposedly sleeps with a firearm handy. Honestly, odds are pretty good.
It’s absolutely possible if you’re abusing it recreationally, especially if you start mixing it with who knows what else. The biggest risk is respiratory system just shutting off.
That’s just an OD though, long term abuse like it’s suspected by many that Musk is doing has a whole host of nasty symptoms that you can look up yourself.
I imagine he’s dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.
And here I thought the Windows 11 enshitification couldn’t get worse.
Nobody should ever trust anything Musk wants them to install on their devices.
Don’t worry, this is another bag of hot air like the hyper loop. Nothing will come out of it.
To be fair it’s not like support could get worse…
IBM: Think
Apple: Think Different
Macrohard: Don’t ThinkNokia was nice too ngl.They even made a linux phone.
My beloved N900.
We still talk about you.<3
I think he is just upset that South Park didn’t have a parody of him with a small dick, yet
Just fucking install linux jfc
I remember back when I was a kid it was hard to convince people that wealth and success was not a matter of being better, smarter, or harder working - as we were told - but rather almost entirely a matter of luck. Thankfully, Elon Musk has shown many people the light that I could not. Thank you, Elon
https://www.monbiot.com/2011/11/07/the-self-attribution-fallacy/
If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire. The claims that the ultra-rich 1% make for themselves – that they are possessed of unique intelligence or creativity or drive – are examples of the self-attribution fallacy.
Ahhh no no that’s because they’re in Africa and not America 😌
That’s discriminatory! Actually it’s because they have dark skin. As a native South african, Musk knows this. Fortunately, he was able to immigrate in 1988 before things went bad. You silly
Yup. It is long past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.
Billionaires are just people with uncontrolled hoarding disorder, but instead of hoarding cats, or junk cars, or magazines, they hoard money. If they hoarded anything else, the authorities would step in and clean up the place and get them medication, but because it’s money, they get celebrated as successful businesspeople, and get loads of more government cash shoveled at them.
To be fair there is one personal trait that’s really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.
and that’s exactly why I’ll never be megawealthy. or even just wealthy.
Zero empathy.
Too many people are still convinced that Elon’s wealth is attained through his hardwork alone.
he had good PR thats about it, he was totally sustained by OBAMA’s bailout.
Yeah, although if Elon hasn’t convinced them I can at least take solace in knowing there was probably no way to convince them anyways. Total lost causes
OMG HE’S SO FUNNY
1980s jokes! What an original and innovative man!
tw: cringe musk quote
i am become meme
