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green_goglin@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Nobody tell him

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Nobody tell him

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green_goglin@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I gotta say I do miss having a president that could come out and give like an 8th grade level of explanation for shit. Not just “oh uhhh damn thats… no its fine probably”

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      My professors said the best nurse educators (people who sit down with the patient to explain stuff like how to take their own blood sugar) can write and present at a fifth grade level. I’m extra hamstrung because in psychiatry you take that existing average American reading level and apply it to someone who’s also either panicked, pissed off, grieving, or preoccupied with a hallucination, delusion, or compulsion. I got a compliment the other day though for explaining why a drug level needed to be drawn at a specific time relative to the next dose so! <3

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    …did ABC really put it as “hentaivirus” in the title?

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      The article is from yesterday, so if they did they’ve corrected it by now.

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        Posting misinformation is acceptable behavior in a shitposting comm, so this could be a photoshop

        I feel like the real question to ask in these situations is whether or not it matters whether it’s “real” or not

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          It would’ve been a little extra funny if ABC really had misspelled it though lol

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            Maybe they did! People believe more unlikely things to make themselves feel better all the time

            • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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              To quote the timeless film Angels In The Outfield, “It could happen”.

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    The hentaivirus:

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    It should be fine. We hope.

    Pretty much the COVID strategy from the first Trump administration.

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      It’ll go away with the heat.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8yOv4PwttM

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    I wasn’t that worried…
    Now I am.

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      I really think it’ll be ok. Unless it mutates in really inconvenient ways that is.

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      No mask will save us from this new virus.

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        Actually, do wear masks when dealing with dry organic material that may include animal feces. It helps.

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          You’re right of course, but when it comes to hentai, I’m more concerned about it trying to sneak up my pant-leg. 😉

          • marcos@lemmy.world
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            Oh, right, I was thinking of the wrong virus.

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        A self contained diving rebreather will work.
        That’s a mask with extra steps.

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    All you have to do is stay away from people that look pixelated

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      And tentacles. Best stay inland and away from aquariums and seafood.

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        “What are you doing stepoctopus?”

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    RFK Jr. advices everyone to stock up on dead raccoon penisses, bleach and horse laxatives. Also everyone should increase their immune system by swimming in feces. If you get sick, it’s because you’re weak and because you want to be sick. A positive vibe would be enough to stay healthy. If you die anyway, you didn’t try enough. If all of the above fails, you should just have a lot of money.

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    Nyaa~

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      lulz

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