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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前

Don’t lowball yourself

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Don’t lowball yourself

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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前
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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 个月前

    I enjoyed the ending.

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      A veritable happy ending, if you will.

      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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        But not a toxic one, because otherwise licking would be bad.

  • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    is biting allowed

    • threshold_dweller@lemmy.today
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      6 个月前

      Biting is mandatory.

      • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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        No non-consenual biting please.

        • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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          where’s the chaos in that ?

        • dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com
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          deleted by creator

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    Do not lick me!

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING!

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        Hey! I resent that! Just because I dislike being licked does not imply I’m unpleasurable to do so!

    • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      Too late. We’ve both been licked.

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        NO!

        • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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          6 个月前

          Hola Pedro, mi amigo.

  • 4oreman@lemy.lol
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    shed be good prezi of the states

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    When I scream into the void my neighbor calls the cops for domestic violence. I love alone. That’s how I know it’s working.

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      I live that typo.

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Is it admire from a distance or is it lick? Because now I have a bus full of very angry-seeming people.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Lick the handles while admiring the others from the distance. Keep eye contact

  • Hackworth@lemmy.world
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    ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

  • don@lemm.ee
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    Choose insanity? Whoa, slow down with the exciting, new, and controversial takes there, Yosemite Sam! It’s Wabbit Huntin Season ™, ®, ©, & ℠ and bawgawd this Carolina Reaper-flavored hockey stick is the perfect shade of humdinger for the skateboarding wallaby living queasily in your earlobe! Slurp.

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    Me and my brother used to annoy my mom by licking her out of the blue, she is a germaphobe and would freak out lol.

    We taught my 3yo niece to do the same… until she started licking random kids lol. we had to.stop with the joke

    • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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      The niece or the mom?

      • M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca
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        Yes

    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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      Did this happen 30something years ago? If so I may have briefly dated your niece in 2017

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Uh oh… I wickh a khol ole an ow aye ongue eh uck! 👅🧊

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