• theangryseal@lemmy.world
      11·
      15 hours ago

      I just told my little daughters that if they didn’t stop fighting and go to sleep I’m bringing this woman to see them.

      The sad little chorus of “nooooooooo” could have been a hit short.

    • khannie@lemmy.worldEnglish
      11·
      18 hours ago

      Couldn’t take my eyes off her. KFC should hire her for advertising. I can get the smell of want off her from the far side of the Atlantic.

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
    48·
    23 hours ago

    There are not that many adult blondes, the whole idea of that being proper hair freaks me out. I had a kid switch from gymnastics to diving, and all the clubs with dive coaches were in the suburbs. Suddenly I am sitting among all these blonde ladies, what the fuck? ALL of them got their hair bleached and blown out straight, all of them. Some fucking Stepford wife shit.

  • Grool The Demon@lemmy.worldEnglish
    691·
    1 day ago

    Ever notice MAGA are so unoriginal that they all look the same? The whole lot of them have minmaxed their looks to a preposterous degree. All the women look like the same bleached blonde red lipped Karen tradwife and all the men look like the same chubby bearded Rayban trucker hat wearing assholes.

    • shawn1122@lemm.eeEnglish
      6·
      13 hours ago

      If this is maxing their looks then that gene pool was utterly fucked to begin with.

    • Calcifer@eviltoast.orgEnglish
      35·
      1 day ago

      I’ll have to see if I can find the video again, but I saw someone do a really interesting analysis on why this happens. The central idea was that it’s due to a whole ideology based on conformity. Everyone converges on the same “look” not necessarily because they even like it (though many of the choices do clearly represent a white cishet ideal) but because they hate the “alternatives”. For example, “creative” hair colors and makeup are things people do to try to be more individual, which is why these women paint those choices as “tacky” or marks of being an “evil lib” etc. Their fashion choices are self-limiting by design.

      • iheartneopets@lemm.ee
        10·
        20 hours ago

        Which is hilarious, because all of their fashion choices in this picture are pretty tacky grandma fashion choices. Merriam Webster puts it perfectly:

        "Marked by a cheap showiness: GAUDY.

        Marked by a lack of style: DOWDY."

        The loud clashing patterns, unflattering large hairstyles, and huge statement costume jewelry are basically that to a T.

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      8·
      21 hours ago

      Lmao I don’t think he swings that way (nazi). I’m pretty sure Dave Bautista is a chill guy. I’m going to go look this up now though.

      Yeah, he’s an active democrat supporter, and according to wikipedia:

      “He once had a tattoo of a meteor on his arm, a logo associated with former friend Manny Pacquiao, but had it covered up with a sugar skull design after Pacquiao made homophobic remarks.”

    • notabot@lemm.ee
      3·
      1 day ago

      All with trump’s unmistakable fetid, fecal note under it.

      Sorry, I thought it then needed to spread the nausiating olfactory mental image.

    • Optional@lemmy.world
      14·
      23 hours ago

      Survey says . … . . DING

      Apparently, yes. According to this Salon article which is one of the oldest links I found with it, it is credited to (Getty / Chip Somodevilla).

      Also, it’s from 2016.