Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat…
Long cat, ceiling cat…
Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat…
Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…
Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…
you forgot that one in the Shrek movie
Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat
I’ve been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.
I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can’t see that you’re using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)
Nah don’t worry I’ve got a decent VPN and that’s fine with me.
Don’t connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡
I didn’t ask for this 😭
Won’t somebody think of the children!
I can name them, but I can’t hug every cat 😭
I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!
“You’re lion”
“no i’m not”
“ja u ar”
“no i’m not”
“cheetah”
Ches. hired.
standard issue
orange
void
floof
ron perlman
tuxedo
What about naked?
i guess i am not a true catholic afterall
You forgot the Adam Driver cats.
Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist… Uh… 🤔 I think that’s all of 'em.
Really, it’s more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange
Rotisserie chicken
Puss puss
Wacky, crazy bitches… voila… that covers every kitty.
Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)
That should be all
- Garfield
- Tom
- Puss in boots
- The one in the hat
you forgot one, and he’s on his way to your house right now.
I’ve heard of many catholics, but I ain’t never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don’t understand word endings. They’re probably “over-workholled”.
Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.
Most common states are:
- spaced outie
- zoomie
- the observer
- butt-lick
- carnage from the void
There’s also “suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason”
That is “zoomie”
sleve mcdichael
Easy.
pspspsps
Bastard
I can’t even remember all the names I’ve called my own two cats. There are just too many…
