If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
Trans folks ‘know’ how magnets work.
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?
can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
Also, he loves you, but if you don’t literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.
Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.
He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can’t defeat.
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
Have you tried sticking it in a tortoise?
oooh a Small Gods reference, nice
This is lemmy, you’re gonna get some Pratchett references
When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
What is he on and where can I get some?
Just get the magnets wet and they won’t work
I guess “Nobody knows what magnets are” is a thing now in US.
I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen…
Who told them the plan?!
Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
