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This really is a shitpost.
The poo dropped right on someone’s car.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
He called the shit poop!
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
Y?
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
But we already have the tie it to a bush because I’ll totally come back for it method
Send it back into nature! I love it!
I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it’s actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol
This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!
Unrealistic without hauling around a huge heavy tank of helium.
This has Metal Gear vibes.
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
