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Beer is for GIRLSFlowers are for men
Or for everyone if you’re a woke lib who thinks women can appreciate flowers.
My wife buys me flowers and it makes me feel really special. She doesn’t care for flowers at all, but she knows that I do, which makes me appreciate that much more that she’d pick out and pay for something that only I like.
i eat beans i drink beans i chew beans i shit beans. when did we switch to eating flowers?
Also hops contains a powerful phytoestrogen iirc
Explains my moobs.
Funny. But for real, phytoestrogens have really been slandered by masculine culture so afraid of anything femme.
Phytoestrogens, like those found in soy, actually make the body produce less estrogen and tend to help regulate estrogen hormonal production.
It does not just make you more feminine and make it harder to get strong unlike most manosphere peeps believe about “soyboys.” I wonder if the phytoestrogens in beer are the same way.
But hops have Alpha acids, which obviously makes you an alpha male. Checkmate atheists.
Where’s that banana-dick pastor these days?
Slightly chilled, bubbly flower water is good, but what about some hot bush water, or hot seed water.
I’ll stick my my hot leaf juice
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?!
I also like to breathe hot leaf aroma, though from a different leaf.
Seems quite a few people really like hot ground up roasted cherry pit water.
I’m pretty sure that’s the ‘hot seed water’, since technically coffee berries are not cherries and the ‘bean’ isn’t a pit, it’s a seed.
That could easily be hot chocolate as well. Like how Strawberries aren’t berries, they are still called coffee cherries even though they aren’t.
I could go for some hot bush water.
Kate Bush bath water?
Watermelon sugar high.
You can keep your bread-flavored soda. My water is flavored with ROCKS (minerals added for taste).
I wish it was bread-flavored. Bread doesn’t usually taste like bitter herbs.
May I recommend kvass?
fuck that i love rye *downvote*
But rye doesn’t have any bitter herbs …
There’s actually so little actual Rye left after distillation that whiskey is gluten free. (Beer is not)
Rye isn’t bitter?
Ah a nice Chablis in summer is so refreshing!
Hey, hops seems to have phytoestrgens like soy, so all beerdrinkers are soyboys too, eheh.
Hops have a much more potent phytoestrogen than soy, 8-PN. Both are negligible compared to cows milk though.
My mum still believes that soy milk will make me grow tits because of the big milk propaganda.
also very closely related to cannabis flowers!
terpene profiles are very similar so you get those “skunky” and “diesel” hoppy beers
@fossilesque @Des my bro in law got me a beer that was brewed with both. it was VERY good… i wish i could remember anything else about it.
There’s a brewery I love that does a beer designed as a weed beer but no thc or even cbd. The hops they use are so skunky, you’d swear you were just drinking weed.
grass and flower fermented herbal tea
Absolutely massacred this meme
I like to call IPAs “potpourri beer”.
Thats what I call Blue Moon. That stuff smells/tastes just like the potpourri my mom had when I was a kid.
IPA: If Pinecones were Alcohol.
IPA : Beer? No I wanted a shitty lemonade.
Really hamfisting the text into the meme format
This is the worst use of this meme I’ve seen
The worst use so far
In the immortal words of Larry Flynt, pink is a real man’s favorite color!
Flavored with a parent plant from the Marijuana
Now do gin…
Opium…
Yes, please.
Beer is basically flower juice. Also, I’m still non-binary, I prefer gender-neutral and feminine terms, and I will transition in the future. Seriously!
beer tastes like SHIT tastes like gross ass BREAD water where as BREAD tastes like GOOD as bread BREAD
we only drink spirits in this mfer
