This is a shitpost community, but I’m 100% committed to this chart.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
The Lord of the Rings, but Gandalf is the only human actor and everyone else are Muppets.
The inspiration for the chart was actually another thread about exactly this. Here’s the roster I suggested:
- Aragorn: Kermit
- Arwen: Ms Piggy
- Legolas: Janice
- Gimli: Rowlf
- Boromir: Sean Bean (human)
- Gandalf: Dr Teeth
- Frodo: Elijah Wood (human)
- Sam: Fozzy
- Merry: Rizzo
- Pippin: Gonzo
- Saruman: Sam Eagle
- Ringwraiths: Statler and Waldorf
- Bombadil: Swedish Chef
Another commenter noted that Janice would be too good as Galadriel to cast her as Legolas. Which is a very valid point.
Swedish Chef as Tom Bombadil is perfect!
Elijah Wood muppified, but he turns more and more human as the Ring corrupts him. Gollum is fully human, nude, slimy.
Golem:
Nah, Gollum is played by Animal.
I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.
The blood rave scene with Muppets lmao
Red fluff everywhere
Just regular polyfill
Oh fuck yes
Even
Some muppets always trying to ice-skate uphill. Or well, ice-skate in general.
Lmao yes
What do you mean by “keep it kid-friendly”?
Apparently it has to be kid friendly if it includes the Muppets. Remember the Muppets sitcom, where Piggy has a TV show and all the parents sent letters into the studio complaining that the show wasn’t for kids or something stupid.
I loved that show. The Muppets is for adults now, it was for us as kids with Sesame Street, The Muppet Show and all the Saturday morning cartoons. And the adult sitcom was a great addition until stupid parents happened.
They should do a remake of Groundhog Day. Make a bunch of fancy trailers with over the top cinematic effects. Whole 9.
Then play the original Groundhog Day, completely unedited.
Beauty and the Beast but the Beast is the only Real person and he turns into a muppet at the end
Is he a beast or a muppet?
It’s like belle (miss piggy) saying “what a hideous beast” and it’s just a guy
No it’s Hugh Jackman
That reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode with the woman getting facial surgery. “The eye of the beholder” or something along those lines
I was going for a play on the song am I a man or a muppet, but replacing man for beast, was maybe a bit obscure
Woosh straight over my head
I would pay good money to see this film.
Muppet. Fury. Road.
Fuzzy Road
Mad Max: Furry R0w0d
Moving right along.
Footloose and WITNESS ME!
All I want is Muppet Princess Bride, but no one will make it
This actually sounds genius. Be the change you want to see in the world!
Stop suggesting good uses for AI!
Muppet Interstellar.
"It’s not possible… "
No, it’s necessary.
Muppet Apocalypse Now.
Muppet Gangs of New York.
Muppet Fight Club.
There Will Be (Muppet) Blood.
Muppet American History X.
Muppet Eyes Wide Shut.
No Country for Old Muppets
I’d see Muppet Fight Club in theaters. That and Muppet Bridesmaids.
You forgot Muppet Taxi Driver.
The Muppet Merchant Of Venice
The Matrix. John Wick. Dune. Get the original directors on board for the remakes. The possibilities are endless.
Miss Piggy has the range to star in all 3. And with Keanu’s blessing, I bet.
“There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”
Imagine. Dune. But instead of a worm, an giant elongated Cookie Monster. Or the Matrix, when Kermit meets the Architect for the first time and instead is the Big Yellow Bird. Also every Machine should have Gonzos face.
Dune but Shai-hulud is a long furby
Gonzo Watney, left behind & thought to be dead, needs to science the shit out some stuff as he survives alone in ‘The Muppets go to Mars’
‘Animal, you’re a chemist, can you make us a bomb?’
My Muppet Dinner with Andre
As soon as The Muppets and Lucasfilm were both owned by Disney, my friends and I spent a lot of time taking about how a Muppet Star Wars just makes sense.
Now, it’s a bit of a crowded space, with Blue Harvest and Space Balls already doing a lot of parody work in this area, but I think there’s still room. The only problem is that I think the normal formula would have Luke be played by a human and everyone else be Muppets, but Kermit feels like he’d be a great Luke. So you’d need one of the other key roles to be human to balance it out.
I think we’d need a human Yoda too. Just an any guy.
Danny DeVito would make a good yoda.
Danny Devito would be a great Chewie
Plugging “The Muppets Christmas Carol” as the most accurate version of the book. Hands-down, the Muppets actually make some quality content.
I thought the most accurate version was the Patrick Stewart one
Tap for casting spolier
It even has McNutty in it from The Wire!
It’s the second-best version of A Christmas Carol, after the Blackadder version.
A cozy Christmas evening ended with Christmas Carol Gone Wrong
I liked the remake of midway but much else. If it’s not featuring muppets and newer then 50 years old, probably doesn’t need a remake
Muppets Hamilton
Muppet Requiem for a Dream.
Gonzo going ass to ass might be too much
I am only watching if they get Keith David back. I am not sure who else could deliver the line “Baby, I know it’s pretty, but I didn’t take it out for air.”
You mean “meet the feebles”?
