The real secret to surviving a bear attack is to just always have an emergency salmon on hand.
Having an emergency salmon will cause you to need it.
Yo dudes, smell that? Salmon dude is nearby!
Induced demand!
we just need one more salmon
What about honey?
I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice
What post are you referring to?
Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.
Depends on the bear. A black bear would be a fight that you may win. Any other kind of bear, nah that bear is going to win.
Yo, the title is much better than the image. Good job.
Holy cow. Someone got it. You win the internet today. I’m so used to no one getting my jokes, I take it for granted. Thanks.
thank god it’s only a bear and not a man
This is old advice. Today we teach to kick 'em in the nards.
(LOL, you already know what video that is.)
So you’re saying approach from the back when out of range?
Which is totally different then a bear and a BBBJ.
