Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)
This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.
The real question is why are you eating Soap
**chocolate flavored soap
Yeah, I hate this a lot.
Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap…
Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.
Where I live there’s a butter called “Flora” and a toothpaste “Fluora”.
You do not want to confuse these two either.
Isn’t that the same thing?
Only if it floats.
Does it turn you into a newt?
You’ll get better.
“That was good, now rinse.”
Moisturizer.
Work must be different in america since its so popular…
Omg, so cursed.
(The message, not the soap chocolate)
Reminds me of that post awhile ago “Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons.”
Also, they should print “That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!” on a tampon wrapper.
I tried pressing the “hide” button 🤦♂️
Maybe in future I’ll have to inspect element to remove that and the
ALTwhen posting Mastodon screenshots 😬
This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.
Okay I’m doing The hustle now do I get more chocolate?
How else are you going to afford more chocolate?
If you can’t afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.
/S
