Unpopular opinion ai slop can be good
what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?
It’s AI
what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
I see that you know your judo well.
HANDS OFF MY PENIS
The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.
Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.
“Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!”
This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.
“Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”
“And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”
This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.
Unfortunately he’s passed away.
But his memory will always live on in our penises.
I dunno, apparently he admired Hitler and nazism (according to Wikipedia)
Link for anyone like me who’s one of today’s lucky 10,000
I had never heard of Democracy Manifest before coming to lemmy. I am loving this subculture in strad of reddit’s
We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We’d usually get there around 4, and while we were there they’d transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we’d paid for lunch.
It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn’t tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said “I know what you’re doing”. We weren’t doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.
Damn that’s a shame. My team would also do this like once a month and the buffet we went to absolutely loved us. They would keep the party room open for us and prepare extra food the night before. Hell the owners came to some of the bigger meets too when they could.
Then someone drove a semi truck through the front of the building (nobody was hurt, it was overnight) and they never reopened :(
I kinda get it, there was a pretty big difference between the lunch and dinner menu. The lunch was typical Chinese buffet, dinner had shrimp and crab legs and such. We just told him we’ll stay away from the crab legs if we paid for lunch.
ULPT moment
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well… Good one.
GET your HAND off my PENISSSSS!
I’m trying to read this in any other voice but I can’t
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.
RIP Phil
Fuck Andy Dick
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?!
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
“Sir, that is all you can eat for $15.99”
You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!
RIP John Pinette. Around after the 3 min mark
Is this the one where he goes, “it’s all you can eat, not all YOU can eat. You scare my wife.” That lives rent-free in my head.
LOL, so epic. They don’t make comedy like that anymore.
I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”
Jeez how much did you eat
This note has a very “or else” vibe.
“We can do this the quiet way, or we can do this the loud way.”
leaves
drives car into restaurant
“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”
grabs another plate of food
This note is a parody of an actual note that was about drinking in a bar.
Not all I could.
Relevant Curb Your Enthusiasm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M
My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.
Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that’s ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You’d best eat at least three plates full
We’d eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.
