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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

It's efficient.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

    Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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      i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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        Yeah but I’d rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day

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          do you have an intolerance or something? as long as you build up your intake of fibre relatively slowly eating more of it (both soluble and insoluble) should help you be more regular, unless you have some condition of course

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            No, my body is very used to eating lots of fiber, that’s not the issue. I just eat a ton of calories because I’m very physically active, so even when I pay attention to eating foods with little fiber I still get around 50 grams per day, at least when bulking.

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      Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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    brb trying this with lactaid

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      They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it’s easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.

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        I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.

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    I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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      Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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        me too. I’ve never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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          That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op’s smarties “rockets”

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    americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!11

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    Those will give ya kidney stones. Omeprozol or pepsid AC 30 mins before is much better

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    Tropical fruit flavor! That’s a pharmacist’s pineapple pizza.

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    Not efficient enough:

    https://customhydronutrients.com/Calcium-Carbonate-50-lb-_p_23351.html

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    Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

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    Yea ok that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

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    We are grinder brothers

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    as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i’m extraordinarily lucky. i’ma go eat a habanero

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      Habanero is easier than the original post.

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    why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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      It’s Tums.

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        I know what brand of candy it is

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          Tums isn’t candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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            It’s yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it’s candy

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              eating tums and coughdrops straight up🤤🤤🤤🤤

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    This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I’m all good for the night.

    My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there’s no common over the counter pill that I’m aware of that’s useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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      What’s a heat tooth?

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        They like spicy food. Like a sweet tooth.

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      Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I’ll still hit them up once in a while. There’s even ones that have mint coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.

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    Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.

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    Pfft, you’ll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.

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