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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Finally, we have the blueprints!

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Finally, we have the blueprints!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Where’s the abortionarium?

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me

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    “Gendre swap machine”

    Oh, if only that were true…

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    I’m moving the cuddle puddle to the milking room. Who’s coming?

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      Milking puddle?

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    2 STORY GRAND FOYER

    Does it go to a 2nd floor?

    … … …No

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    Classic, grand foyer with zero second floor😂

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      Remind us how you got here if you’re physically in China.

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        I’m actually overseas, so it’s not really that surprising.

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          Specifically, regarding the tech you had to use. Since you claimed to be in China earlier. Are you saying that now you aren’t in China?

          • jiheng@lemmy.world
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            It’s nothing really. It’s actually pretty simple, not some high‑tech stuff. Even if someone’s in mainland China, bypassing the firewall is super easy.

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              Isn’t it illegal to bypass the firewall?

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    It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.

    Tap for spoiler

    I know it means “covered,” this is a joke.

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      I didn’t

  • Inucune@lemmy.world
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    I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.

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    Vegan kitchen

    Hell yeah

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe
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    What’s that font? I can use that.

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    The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      What you can’t see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall

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        They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it’s size is accurate, what you can’t see is how much is packed in there…

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          You need very high ceilings to hang the gibbets

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      They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they’re deployed, they’re free to leave the room.

  • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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    While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.

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      lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I’d love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.

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      I thought the were buying the Epstein mansion and exorcising it with better vibes

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    Goddammit… where’s the opium den and pizza joint basement???

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      In the basement, obviously. This map only shows the ground level.

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    Fuck yeah. Proud antifa member here.

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    I’m suspecting that Vegan Kitchen is less vegan than it implies, if the next-door milking room is anything to go by.

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      human milk (both kinds) is perfectly ethical when obtained consensually

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      Oh, you sweet summer child ;)

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      milking consenting animals is okay by vegans afaik
      but in this instance it’s not regular milking, i assume

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