This would have made my high school task of memorising the first 20 elements ALOT easier.
I have it on good authority there is a 5th element. I saw it in a documentary. It’s … perfect.
Remembered this film this morning while listening to Tricky, and weird it is that Tricky is in it (and Lee Evans!). It’s like Eurotrash: The Movie with Bruno The Singing Bartender there as a thin veneer of Hollywood respectability.
The people that need to understand this, will not understand this.
They won’t even notice the “others” part because they refuse to wear their glasses
Perhaps if we started using SVG or PNG instead of compressed JPG for graphs, it would have helped a bit.
I come for the memes but stay for the pedanticness
Oh, you still think they know how to read graphs?
and stars are enacting the trans agenda to turn Hydrogen into Helium
Everytime I wake up in the morning, it’s because the light of a star has made me woke. Coincidences? I THINK NOT!
I’m shooting at the stars rn to defend you from woke!!!
That shit is going to blow up in all of our faces before it’s all said and done, you mark my words.
It’s gonna blow out like my pants after gas station sushi
Hollywood celebrities pushing the woke mind virus.
Yeah, shining and flaring like the beautiful little stars they are supposed to be!
We also know elements can’t change to a different element through any kind of reaction or anything that would be absurd. I’m tired of these woke scientists.
Have you tried alchemy?
Alchemy started as a hastily invented way to disguise a piss-drinking fetish that got way way out of hand.

Incredible, thank you for that!
Oh yes, the statistical mindset. Similarly, one could argue that for large integers, statistically there is no prime numbers.
Statistically, there are no small integers.
Depends on the definition of small
Depends on the definition of numbers
It is UNUSUAL for an element to not be either hydrogen or helium. There is nothing wrong with it. It is simultaneously totally OK, an ABSOLUTE MINORITY position, and notably UNUSUAL considering statistical evaluation.
You can ascribe whatever meaning to that you want, but it is not a statistically typical position to be an element that is not hydrogen, not helium, and… Well… It’s also pretty unusual to have extra neutrons or something and be BETWEEN hydrogen and helium.
Again, this is TOTALLY FINE. And it is accurate in other hypothetical contexts which are in no way being referenced here. These group sizes are still, of course, in no way the same.
It’s not super uncommon to change from hydrogen to helium, but in other contexts… Yes it is. Still totally fine.
Everybody is just getting along the best he/she/they can, but PEOPLE have rights, we don’t need to argue for rights by common-washing. It ain’t common.
I’m just a Helium atom living in a Hydrogen atoms universe.
Wow, way to be another Atomist propagating more Hydrogenism lies!
Down with the hydriaechy!
Pure H, He ash, and filthy metals.
whats michael jackson's favorite gas
hee helium
I prefer Hydrogen. While I am not Hydrogen, I say everything else must be.
i love breathing “other”!!!
Mmm, nitrogen, my love. *passes out*
shoulda gone with the nitrous oxide… still passes out
I keep reading about how they don’t have enough helium supply. Is everything fake news?
The universe is full of Helium.
It’s just not concentrated here on Earth.
And also we want a very specific isotope of helium. The stuff you put in a balloon isn’t the same helium the planet is getting low on.
I read that if it wasn’t for the US dumping it’s strategic helium supply, the price of a party balloon would be $50. Yes, Helium 3 gets attention for Fusion research but regular Helium is used heavily in imaging equipment like MRI’s. The Large Hadron Collider needs 130 metric tons of the stuff.
Helium is one of those things I don’t really care about. I could tell you I never liked balloons because of their impact on the environment, and that would be true, especially with ones getting released into the air. However I also have a really selfish reason, and that was cleaning them up. I never really liked water balloons for the same reasons, and I’m so happy I haven’t been around much confetti.
helium3 is getting low, right? I had heard we’re looking at mining operations on the moon, but I think that would be a very bad idea…
nothing like unchecked capitalism in space.
There’s virtually no helium 3 on Earth, but that’s not because we’re using it up, it’s because there was essentially never any really to begin with.
The moon has helium 3 on its surface so naturally that leads to the idea of mining the moon for the material. But there are no actual serious plans to do so, for one thing nobody knows how you would actually go about doing that. Besides there’s practically no market for it, it’s used in some fusion research but only a tiny quantity is required and that can be supplied with domestic supplies more or less forever, since it’s possible to manufacture it from normal helium.
I think there was a this movie 🤔 about helium 3 🤔 and other stuff on the moon 🤔🤔
Ohhh, yea
It was Nazis 😂
Wait! What about the movie “Moon” (I think).
Isn’t that what they were mining?
Were there Nazis in Moon and I’ve forgotten? I mostly remember 1 or 2 guys
I had Iron Sky in mind 😇:
Honestly we’re probably way too late to stop that from happening. That’s been part of Elon’s plans for a long time. Battery power, robot tech, space technology. And Elon isn’t the only player eyeing what’s out there.
By the time we figure out something better than capitalism will have a few more solar systems to screw up on the new thing too.
Astronomers: correct
hydrogen, helium, metal
Science is for the birds
And birds aren’t real
Since birds aren’t real they are government spying devices
Since birds are government spying devices the government is spying on all of us
Since the government likes watching us they are voyeurs
Some trans people are also voyeurs
Voyeurism is diagnosed using science
Therefore trans people are birds
Shove that in and out of your logic hole until some kind of fluid sprays out
trans people are birds
birds aren’t real
Trans people aren’t real. Checkmate liberals. /s
If you follow the very perfect logic even further you’ll realize that trans people are actually government spying devices. Top and bottom surgery is actually just to replace things with cameras.
Can confirm, I got to choose a camera model at my dickectomy.
See!? Witness the surveillance inherent in the system! Help! I’m being surveilled I’m being surveilled!
I couldn’t really follow along with your logic maze, but I agree with you’re final point… which I think is,
Public transit is faster than birds.
A well reasoned and thoroughly salient, and logical, addition to my argument.
This person logics.
and monitor lizards
The universe has low metallicity.
















